Revenge of the Star Survivors

Revenge of the Star SurvivorsBy: Michael Merschel Middle school meets the Dark Side in this grimly hilarious survival story of a sci fi obsessed eighth grader. Clark Sherman's situation is desperate. He's just crash landed on an inhospitable planet also known as Festus Middle School where the natives don't take kindly to newcomers . . . particularly ones who love sci fi and memorizing episodes of the hit TV show Star Survivors. Hostile natives include violent bullies, uncaring

But everyone knows the best cure for boredom: a marvelous

“As universal as fresh air and invigorating as the fragrance of a Douglas fir

Boogie Nights and Magnolia were both multiple Academy Award nominees

and at the center of her freedom: Victoire Rose de Bourbon

takes out the trash with Excalibur

and marriage—and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120

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sometimes agonizing

a handsome Texas Ranger

As presumptive heirs to a large fortune

Jon Sternfeld     FINALIST FOR THE DAYTON LITERARY PEACE PRIZE

an expression of valor